Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

Three dolla bill

Something/someone fake. / Limp Bizkit's most badass album.

Example 1:
Person 1: Mary cheated on me...
Person 2: Always knew she was like a three dolla bill.

Example 2:
Person 1: Favourite Limp Bizkit album?
Person 2: Three Dolla Bill.
Person 1: Valid.

by zielonyRobal May 8, 2023

three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"

*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Three skinner

Three skinner - a cannabis joint made from three rizlas stuck together to form one large king size spliff.

"hey, shall we roll a single skinner?"
"no man, let's have a proper large three skinner and get totally wasted!"

by hippy artist December 7, 2022

A Three Dimensional Fart

Like a shart, but with more solid results.

I think I need to pay some attention to my pants as I may have just done a three dimensional fart.

by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022

Zero Outta Three

A poor woman who has none of the “Three” or the sole things that make a woman physically attractive (boobs, ass, thighs). Can also be an adjective. And since personality is always overlooked, even a woman like this will be ignored and set up for doom.

Dillon: hey bro, look. Chelsea just snapped me. Chelsea from Biology.

Ace: oh, hell nah. Don’t answer. She’s zero outta three, for real.

by spadecard December 9, 2022