Short

me

short means being a fucking loser

by qlms September 4, 2023

Short King

"Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.

Nicholas is a short king

by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Aidan Nguyen (short)

got a 4 on ap gov exam loser

I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)

by 5onapgov September 27, 2023

Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants

“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”

by zoeeq November 28, 2021

Short shorts day

the day you wear shorts on a cold winter.
30. NOV

Oh here we go again... ITS SHORT SHORTS DAY

by Anonym215 November 29, 2021

Short King

How one would describe OdaBlock.

Oda is only 2 feet tall and has the EGO of a feet dangling body builder. He is a Short King.

by Shriffles November 30, 2021