Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Aidan Nguyen (short)

got a 4 on ap gov exam loser

I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)

by 5onapgov September 27, 2023

Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants

“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”

by zoeeq November 28, 2021

Short shorts day

the day you wear shorts on a cold winter.
30. NOV

Oh here we go again... ITS SHORT SHORTS DAY

by Anonym215 November 29, 2021

Short King

How one would describe OdaBlock.

Oda is only 2 feet tall and has the EGO of a feet dangling body builder. He is a Short King.

by Shriffles November 30, 2021

c0c0 shorts

kid on youtube named santiago who makes random commentary videos inspired by v1nce, the coolest commentary channel on youtube

"why is c0c0 shorts so short?"

by c0c0_ April 23, 2022

Give your short friend a hoodie day

𝐎𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟐𝟕𝐭𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤.

give your short friend a hoodie day

by Bofa Deez Nutz April 24, 2022