Cheesey porn

It looks cheesey it smells cheesey and it’s very cheesey

Ooh nice cheesey porn

by Lennonbenitez34 August 6, 2021

garmadon porn

Why are you looking up this

John:I saw garmadon porn
Jackson:ok

by Mr. Garm May 24, 2023

PBS Porn

Shows aired on Public Broadcasting Service member stations that are especially raunchy or sexual. Usually of British origin.

Person 1: Wanna watch PBS Porn?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about Person 1?
Person 1: Like Poldark and shit

by nothingneko March 21, 2023

florida porn

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)

Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!

by The ninth blunder of the world March 29, 2023

vanilla porn

Two white People having sex

I really like vanilla porn

What tf is that

White people having sex

Oh… cool

by Youtellme January 18, 2023

PORN LOGIC

When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.

I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.

by mastercock January 24, 2023

Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023