Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.

Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Sky Nipple

The Moon early in the morning lololol

God look at that Sky Nipple

by ilikeshrekmovies October 17, 2019

falsification nipple

The large bump protruding inward from the bottom of a bottle.

Is there a full drink in there, or did the falsification nipple trick me yet again?

by Yacoob Door November 1, 2019

Nigerian nipple hair

A term used by the whippersnappers friend group that will be cherished for life.

Keller you Nigerian nipple hair

by Whippersnappers friend November 1, 2019

The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really

by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019

Drippy Nipples

Homer

HOMER SHUT UP WITH YOUR DRIPPY NIPPLES

by DADDYDRIPZ November 4, 2019