July 1st

The day when the ugliest bitches are born i to society

• Doctor: “Your son will be born on July 1st!” Mom: “Doc, is it too late to get an abortion?”

by jacksondoser1 April 11, 2022

July 23

Church camp hookup day

Joe: did you see that its July 23? church camp hookup day?

Mama: yeah I can’t wait to blow Mary’s back out

by GT_Spectre April 14, 2022

July

mommy milkers month(MMM) A month where we appreciate all tiddies. doesn’t matter what size.

Person 1: “my birthday is in July!”

Person 2: “wow, that’s mommy milkers month.”

Person 1: “that’s so cool!”

by HalloDaarPersoon April 17, 2022

July 15

It's national big Sean day. Where if any girl that says anything about them hating you, you say "girls only say I hate you to the guys that they love"

Kinzie: Jon, I hate you
Jon:"girls only say I hate you to the guys that they love"

Kinzie: why did you say that

Jon:it's July 15 Nation big Sean day

by Thug greasy April 19, 2022

20th July

The day my ✨4liferrr✨ was born, happy birthday have a great day <3333

It’s 20th July! An amazing person was born! <33

by Obliviouscloudz November 4, 2021

July 29th

July 29th is "National Slander Day" where you and your friends will continuously violently harass someone who is a terrible person you know

*wakes up on July 29th at 12:00am* "OH BOY! its National Slander Day! time to send my ex wife 4000 death threats"

by Prison Brain November 11, 2021

July 27

July 27th is a date where all the prettiest girls are born on. If you are born on July 27th count yourself lucky, you’re absolutely stunning.

Girl 1: She’s born on July 27th!
Girl 2: Wow she really is gorgeous…

by Jodie Hodgkiss November 13, 2021