we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!
by Octosc June 5, 2018
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Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
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Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
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Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
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I heard Luis went nuts for that broad down the street. He stood outside her window and gave her The Full Jesus.
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Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?"
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
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person 1: hey
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god
by swaggerblob November 12, 2017
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Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
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