Two T's

a female who has tattoos and also have a nice pair of titties

Me and a friend was at a bar drinking our beer when this fine looking Two T's came in. She was a brunette who had tattoos on her upper arms and her breasts was popping out of her tank-top.

by Thieng May 22, 2011

Vitamin T

Slang term for food beginning with the letter T:
Tacos, Tortas, Tamales, Tlacoyos, Tostadas, Tortillas, Tlayudas, Tequila

fat guy A: hey, I'm starving.
fat guy B: Let's eat some Vitamin T, this will calm your hunger, she's selling tacos on the street
fat guy A: let's go!

by Retter Snape March 2, 2010

Vitamin T

The truth, honesty, fact, nonfiction. The opposite of Vitamin L, which would be lying and deceit.

I think you need to take a big dose of Vitamin T and tell me where you really were, honey.

by honestnick May 12, 2009

T-Sauce

An incredibly sloppy drunk. Reduced to basic motor functions and speech patterns. Becomes very confrontational, despite the fact that he is a total vagina. Often exhibits hillbilly behavior, ranting about the "good ol' boys back home in Cinci" and how "things would be so damn good if there weren't girls around." Most believe he is either asexual or homosexual (catcher only) and is believed to have an inch and a half erection although it has never been seen by human eyes. Prefers that ghetto booty, if anything.

Person A :"Oh my god, that kid just managed to die 37 times in a team slayer game."

Person B: "Yea I know what a T-Sauce, I bet he was too busy jerking off a dude or something."

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Person A: "Look at the kid falling down a hill, such a T-sauce".

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Person A: "Hey do my laundry you T-sauce ass bitch"
T-Sauce: "Fuck off, I'm gonna get drunk.... But does you want downy or tide?"

by Derek (The gay one) February 26, 2008

t-cap

a creepy person who acts strange. and u think will someday be on to cath a prederter (tcap). or someone who picks up a girlfrind on the computer.



1. marvin just checked out tht 3 year old. what a t-cap

run run run the t-cap is comeing grab a child and give it to him to satisfy his needs

1. marvin just checked out tht 3 year old. what a t-cap

2. run run run the t-cap is comeing grab a child and give it to him to satisfy his needs

by t-cap creater August 5, 2008

U of T

A university that many people consider a good university but it also has a lot of social justice warriors and crazy feminists.

Crazy U Of T students back in 2013 pulled the fire alarm just because they did not want to listen to a speech by the mens rights activists.

by Sdsr70 October 24, 2019

MYG)T

A common way that n00bs or trolls spell myg0t, created by holding shift and attempting to type 'myg0t'. Trolls use it to mock n00bs because they are inept to hold shift for emphasis and not check their post before posting, and leave MYG)T unfixed.

Troll: this n00b is all like, "YO MYG)T IS TEH SUXUR"
n00b: LIEK OMG I SRSLY DIDN DO THT!!!

or..

n00b: HAI KAN I JON MYG)T?!?!!?

by PostalDude December 9, 2008