Corn Rover

A comb over made of corn rows.

he was going bald, but he loved his corn rows. So he fashioned his corn rows into a corn rover which made him look even worse...

by flannimal July 5, 2012

Corn Shuck

A rough, uncomfortable feeling upon, within, and throughout one's anal cavity.

"Mexican food really corn shucks my crawl space"

by r4gz August 1, 2012

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

Corn-flaketed

The emotional state of being entirely bewildered on your choice of delicious cereals.

Idk Mom, I'm totally corn-flaketed right now.

by DonnyLockerman June 29, 2011

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011

corn

to be corn

Jimmycat corn, and we claim to not care.

by tlatoani on the tepetl May 20, 2023

Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth

I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth

by MFCD May 20, 2023