Corn Rover

A comb over made of corn rows.

he was going bald, but he loved his corn rows. So he fashioned his corn rows into a corn rover which made him look even worse...

by flannimal July 5, 2012

Corn Shuck

A rough, uncomfortable feeling upon, within, and throughout one's anal cavity.

"Mexican food really corn shucks my crawl space"

by r4gz August 1, 2012

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

Corn-flaketed

The emotional state of being entirely bewildered on your choice of delicious cereals.

Idk Mom, I'm totally corn-flaketed right now.

by DonnyLockerman June 29, 2011

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011

Corned

When a newly pregnant womens egg turns to a gundam suit and fights off 522000000 per day for 208 hours however that adds up powered by lithium batteryies to hace cloning to fight back and kost replaxed by a second mans sperm in the same captured suit and drowning the original sperm.

My ex d was corned.

by Cody5050 January 16, 2023

Corn Muncher

White person from the Midwest

“Ugh! Jeshua is such a corn muncher!”

by Clarissa Honkey January 19, 2023