whipped mayonnaise

When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.

I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.

by roamingsloth May 14, 2016

mushroom whip

when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty

"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"

by cecil d. May 13, 2016

whip it at the cheese

A Wisconsin tradition. When confronted with a problem or a question, such as "How are you going to handle this?" or "What do you feel like doing tonight", instead of coming up with a plan you choose to forgo all thought and experience and simply go balls to the wall.

As with most Wisconsin traditions, whipping it at the cheese usually involves copious amounts of alcohol.

Bad Larry: I've got the next few days off and we gotta do something or I'll lose my goddamn mind.
Mr. Moist: What did you have in mind?
Bad Larry: I don't have a clue. Figured we'd just whip it at the cheese.

by FatButler May 20, 2016

whipped

being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend...in most cases a guy being completely controlled by his girlfriend.

damn milligan your whipped!!!!1

by Poside June 1, 2016

whip the cow

To slap a fat person

-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

Walnut whip

"Walnut whip" is when you creampie a black persons anus the stick you balls in too. For example the chocolate on the outside the cream on the inside and the nuts on top.

You take a black person and creampie their anus then stick you balls in their for a walnut whip

by KinkyAsian October 10, 2016

dragon whip

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.

Bro "how was your date last night?"

Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"

by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016