dumpster turkey

A phrase Manisha thought was cool in high school, but turns out was only in her head. It was intended to mean slut or cum dumpster.

look at that girl, she is such a dumpster turkey.

by Hells Bells Nels October 11, 2011

roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.

tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!

by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011

Talking to the turkey

Oral sex on a woman.

Man, I was talking to the turkey and she farted, that was such a turn on.

by Nullos November 11, 2011

Spicy Turkey Twizzler

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.

"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."

by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey

Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls

by Beardman777 November 15, 2018

Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.

by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018