short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

Short

A 5’5 man who’s brother is taller.

Gianna:your brother is hella bigger than you

Short man:no he’s not he’s not Fiona Gallagher!

by Jr92521_ July 23, 2021

Short Daddy

Short daddy for tall daddy lovers

Shay is such a short daddy

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Short armed

A term used during welding of pipe and one welder doesn’t weld to the 6 o’clock position

Bennett “ look at that weld Argyle , Steven has short armed me again ffs “

by SPI Argyle July 28, 2021

Style me short

Charlie’s mum is a leng one

I would like to bang Charlie’s mum (@style me short)

by The Minster minge magnets August 16, 2021

Short

It means little or small but you can use it for yourself because your small

You: I'm tall

Me: No. Your just a short baby

by Lol## August 18, 2021

Short person energy

Josh ellum on Twitch.tv/ellum

Josh Ellum has such Short Person Energy!

by DisAshters August 29, 2021