January 30

National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.

It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.

by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024

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January 30

National hang your English teacher day!
Your English teacher must be hung :3 you can get the entire class in on it!

Sorry Mrs Girard... it has to be done.. it's January 30th!

by HotStuffHighSchool January 30, 2024

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Dry January

The female version of no nut november

Sorry I can’t come over tonight, it’s dry January.

by Dadavasa February 4, 2024

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January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

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January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.

Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!

by Berrino November 24, 2023

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January 11

it’s Jailah’s birthday! wish her a happy birthday @iiamm.jaiiii on insta💋

person: OMGGG! it’s january 11th!
person 2: wtf does that mean?
person:ITS JAILAHS BIRTHDAY BITCH!

by iiam.jaiiii November 24, 2023

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Girls that are born on this date are one of the sexiest people out there with an amazing music taste and sweet soul that can puncture anybody with a lasting impact on their soul. Their looks can send someone into a seizure with their eyes alone and their face is hard to forget because of how gorgeous they are in the outside and inside with their unique personality.

I think I have a crush on Madison..
That’s no surprise.. she was born on January 13th

by Silly_radioactive_Otter November 24, 2023

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