National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

Runaway text

When you text someone and the recipient doesn't respond but you continue to text over a period with no more than 30 -45 minutes in between messages. The most dangerous involve speculation of the recipient's current situation. And responses by sender to possible reactions from recipient.

Her: Was that you with Belle earlier?

Me:zzzz
Her:so it was?!

Me:zzzz
her:I hope you enjoy stds becausim sure you got em now
Me: zzzz
Her:i hate you and hope you die
Me: hey I just woke up and read your Runaway text

by Awes0me_sauCe July 31, 2021

The sacred text paradox

a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.

A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most

by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021

Text

Words

Read what it says in the text.

by Hockey#12 June 3, 2021

Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021

textative

Fond of or given to texting. Tending to text a great deal.

"My aunt is so textative, she never calls and her texts are miles long." He is so textative, he needs a mega keyboard for his phone.

by Pluscurieux July 11, 2021

Slunk Text

(v) when you are 'drunk with sleep' or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. This text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.

(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'

"Aw damn, I think I slunk texted my ex last night.."

by Breezydarling September 29, 2012