Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil

A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted

by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022

Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)

by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Canadian Pancake

Two partners strip completely naked. The person who is receiving is covered in melted butter then intercourse begins. At the moment of climax, the person who is giving pulls out and while climaxing over the reciever, pours real Canadian maple syrup on the climax area so the ejaculate and syrup mix together with the butter, thus making the reciever a Canadian pancake.

After Dan made marry a Canadian pancake, she was sticky, buttery and so happy the could enjoy this intimate act.

by Canuckledraggingcandian May 20, 2021

Icy canadian

Sexy ass dude with no boundaries and likes jack harlow

Person 1: Ayo have you seen icy canadian recently?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was fucking bitches on bitches

by Icy…canadian? August 9, 2021

Canadian Greeting

To fart in somebody's face as they say hello

English person: *walking down the street*
Canadian guy: *farts on his face*
English person: What the hell man?
Canadian guy: oh, its just the Canadian greeting.

by PapaPaarthurnax August 30, 2021