bands

1. slang term for a stack of $100 bills held together by a rubber band
2. LGBT slang for men, typically used in gay 90s and 2000s online spaces

1. tyler started flexing his bands when i was at his house
2. wanna go fuck some bands and have an orgy?

by freeknyou January 16, 2024

Baskin Roberts trust fund band

It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.

Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.

by Baskinbros January 25, 2024

Bea Band

The bumpy hair pusher uper headband. They come in a variety of colors and patterns, and you can purchase them from various retailers (Temu, Amazon, etc.). The “Bea Band” rose to fame in the Arizona-Sonora Dorm, Sonora side, floor 8, room 819 by Bea.

“Aliyah got Kendall and Bea pink and blue Bea Bands from Temu for $2!”

by TemuLover January 26, 2024

Band kid

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny

John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”

by kurxzo February 4, 2024

band 4 band

How much money a guy has, or how many unique features a girl has.

"Me and the guys are about to go hangout with another group and go band 4 band"

"Me and my girlfriends are doing a band 4 band competition to see who's more attractive"

by Apollo fag February 7, 2024

the Celtic trad band

A totally real band lol. Known for their hit single “Hornpipe” and nothing else. They are real. Sadly all 36 of them died in a train on tricycle accident in Finland in the 17th century so all records of their work have been lost and/or destroyed so don’t look for their work. You will NOT find anything bro

Me: name a song by a real artist
Knowledgeable dude: Hornpipe by the Celtic trad band‼️

by Joe_is_lovely15 February 9, 2024

I don’t like the band Palaye Royale

I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.

I don’t like the band Palaye Royale.

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023