Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.

"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"

by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018

Philadelphia Beauty Mark

The weeping sore of a herpes labialis outbreak located on the upper or lower lip.

I just got over a cold, and now I have a Philadelphia Beauty Mark.

by Celexis January 3, 2017

Mark

A synonym of the word Cheap

Wow! Thats almost as cheap as Mark!

by PickelsTheOne January 10, 2017

Mark Hettinger

A very cool chill type of guy who likes the patriots

Mark hettinger is very cool

by Masonmessi10 January 13, 2017

player marked

When a female places half dollar sized hickies in multiple visible spots on a males neck.

Damn bro... She player marked you haha!!!

You just got player marked man!!!!!

by Sir Vincent valentine February 5, 2017

Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020