bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.

Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.

by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025

long bacon

Lesbian, lesbian flag

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 27, 2023

R.G. Mc Bacon

1. : Meter maids of false creek taking families dingies from public docks and holding them for ransom.

2 : The bacon who funded by developers who harass the live aboard community in the False Creek Vancouver BC

The R.G. Mc Bacon is back in the creek after there donut run.

by Sailor MO0N June 27, 2023

Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird

BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE

by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023

gone off bacon

When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)

"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."

by mrcsgry March 29, 2023