Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

work deathic

When Gen Z refuses to work, so Millennial and Gen Y employees need to work nearly to death to make up for Gen Z laziness.

My boomer boss gave our team an assignment yesterday at 3pm, due first thing in the morning. Leila and Jason are Gen Z and left the office at 5, but you know the rest of us have work deathic and were here until midnight to complete the task.

by Rachl1950 May 14, 2023

Working the taint

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.

I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.

by anonymous December 19, 2022

Work For Love

You said you needed full time help
'cause you're all alone
I said I'd work for nothing at all
If I just could take you home
And now you're taking applications
For your love
You wanted certain specifications
I circled the one that said all the above

Work... for love
Finally got my resume
And you said you'd reviewed it some other day
I said, 'girl, hey, do it if you dare
Where I'd like to go our love will flare'
Finally my letter arrived
And I knew you would be mine
Instead I had to prove my turf
For the first two weeks work overtime
Work... for love
You've got to work
You've got to work for love

by Death Menace December 19, 2022

post-work poop

PWP= Post-Work Poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.

by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022

That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

by Professor Sequoia December 31, 2022

Working

What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.

Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2023