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Waffles

An ancient piece of art created by a donkey named Donkey in the masterpiece called Shrek
Do you want some waffles?
by BurnedEggs June 30, 2019
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Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.
Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!
by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019
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Waffle

Bro, me and the boys didn’t plan on getting so drunk, but we were waffle
by Berry McKaukinir July 17, 2019
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waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.
Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!
by auralian July 20, 2019
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Waffling

When someone is chatting shit that no one cares about.
Guy 1: There’s like a 20% chance turtles will be alive in 2020.
Guy 2: Dude, stop waffling.
by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019
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Eggy waffle

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while
It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.
by Stayout February 21, 2019
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Cunt waffle

She's a cunt waffle
by Typpo February 22, 2019
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