Magic pussy

For men: Term men use to qualify when they lack of self-control front of a woman.

For women: Very insulting and dehumanizing excuse for man lack of self-control. Used sometimes as an excuse for cheat, cowardness, fast sex-oriented decisions.

Quote from men definitions "Men will do or say anything to have another taste and are continually drawn back to her even though they have broken up."

Alternative: Term to qualify the magic of women pussies. In a sense that since every human being is born from a pussy, it is to be considered somehow magic.

Today used:
"It's not my fault, she got a magic pussy"

" she is a bitch, with a magic pussy"

" Don't dare to blame anymore my magic pussy"

by Magicpussy February 4, 2020

Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.

This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring

by uaqiU April 2, 2020

Magic Art

When a man cums all over a painting

I did some magic art earlier

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Magic Carpet

Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.

Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020

magic cube

A strange word you use to make fun of your friends.

Don't you know what magic cube is?

by Twinkles28 May 19, 2020

Magic stick

A magic stick is a word normally used by females to explain how well a mans genitalia stimulated her labia minor last night. The dick was so good, it should be comparable to a magic wand.

Felicia: girl, joe has that damn magic stick in his pants. he performed for me last night.

Candy: better let me get a ticket to the show bitch!

by Bwise420 July 3, 2020