june 2

Ur crush : hey wanna date
You : no sorry
Ur crush : but u thought u liked me?
You : well today is June 2

Ur crush : ok and?
You : june 2 it reject your crush day!

by froggydrip January 8, 2022

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June 26

Tell your bestie kaitlyn happy birthday the most beautiful person is born and they are always horny

Bad bitch is born
June 26 the hottest person is born

by Your mom2484 January 10, 2022

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June 5

you have got a small dick

“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”

by urmother2022 January 12, 2022

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Cris June

Tall Dark and Handsome.
He is simple yet attractive. He have a big dick. Can kiss a stranger just a second. He hides his true feeling.

Being Cris June is advantageous.

by h4duoken January 22, 2022

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June

The sixth month of the year that represents warm weather.

Boy: Why is it so hot?
Girl: Haven't you noticed? It's June silly!
Boy: Oh.

by anonymous April 23, 2022

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If your reading this and your name is June literally get the fuck away from me I will literally fucking pull out your organs you fucking bitch, get a fucking life and never fucking come near me you nasty ass bitch.

Someone named June: Hi, my name is June what's your-

*Me cuts your skin and pulls out your organs and fucking kills you*

by Flamingosmcyt April 30, 2022

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