Dry January

This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.

Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.

Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”

by NinjaClint January 27, 2024

january 27

buy your friend an egg sandwich day 🤗

january 27 is buy your friend an egg sandwich day

by blwghhh January 27, 2024

january 27

national buy your friend an egg sandwich day

aye it’s january 27, you gotta buy me an egg sandwich

by blwghhh January 27, 2024

january 31st

give your girl bsf your hoodie for 5 whole days and hug them

Emily: hey, it’s january 31st
Jake: oh,l okay have my hoodie

hugs*

by ihaveapig January 29, 2024

January 30th

Let your girlfriend tease you and edge you until she's willing to let you finish.

Oh it's JANUARY 30TH my girlfriends gonna be ruthless.

by yoinkers!! January 29, 2024

January 29th

National fuck ya ex day

You: wait it’s January 29th let me text me ex

You: ex you know what today is

Ex: no ?

You: it’s national fuck your ex day

by 1Nk January 29, 2024

January 30th

National End Your Edging Streak Day

Oh good heavens! Tomorrow is January 30th, National End Your Edging Streak Day!

by ballsackoclock January 29, 2024