land text

a postcard

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.

by journalismo May 5, 2018

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

Breast text

An accidental text message sent by having someone's breast(s) hit random keys and send a text. For similar information, see Butt Dial or Pocket Text.

Oh man. I sent steve a breast text and now he thinks I'm interested!

by YourBoyBlue January 12, 2017

Vestigal Text

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date

Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused

by Salinasone November 18, 2021

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

Drive-by text

When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.

He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.

by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021

National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021