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El Junaido

El Junaido is a magical man, when he’s around, everything comes together. He makes you smile when sad, even when he is in a dark place himself. And if you lose contact for some time, when you reunite it’s as if you were never apart. A friendship with El Junaido is a friendship for life, he will always have your back.

Not only is he a good ol’ buddy. But he is a secret prostitute for charity, the money he raises from giving lap dances to orphaned children, will then go to other orphaned children! Scarring them for life but also setting them up for a great future! Everything he does is ‘for the children’

What a guy
‘Damn look at El Junaido, the kids love his dance moves

‘Wow, what would we do with El Junaido, he really does restore my faith in humanity

‘Am well depressed wanna off myself enit , I’ll call El Junaido he will prevent the killing of self!’
by Gayboi001 October 17, 2022
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El Tequileño

Estoy cenando con Luis. (I'm having dinner with Luis.)
Quien es Luis? (Who is Luis?)
El Tequileño. (The guy from Tequila.)
by anonymous October 23, 2022
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ikigai sin el iki

Se refiere a la orientación sexual gay. Se usa para decir que alguien es homosexual indirectamente.
Persona 1:Escuchaste que a él le gustan los hombres?
Persona 2: Si, es un ikigai sin el iki
by QuesoComunista October 24, 2022
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El awesomeo

El awesomeo is a word to describe someone really awesome. You could say that this man is a total legend. Greatest man alive some could say.
Tim is el awesomeo. He is the coolest guy alive.
by Rando122344 May 21, 2022
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youssef el fouly

The dumbest human alive.
The weakest person ever.
A retard
youssef el fouly is a cunt and has autism and is Mexican
by Username user 32165 May 30, 2022
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Eling

Being unbearable/unlikeable and over all not being worth talking to, due to your lack of your willingness to complete a task
"Why are you Eling"
by Dr. Ursula June 5, 2022
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El Cum

El Cum, also known as Ulises is a bottle of cum, ussualy comes together with league of legends, and looking at it will make any women become lesbian. Ulises (monty) is also wanted for Terrorism in 7 different countries and has links to hotel Rwanda and 9/11.)
El cum makes me barf my noodle soup.
Ulises looks like a jar of cum
by Weirdreptile02 December 7, 2021
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