Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

doing a rookie cookie

basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.

Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.

by CockBlock29 June 12, 2018

Burn your cookies

let out all your tears and cry, you fat whore

"Burn your cookies girl"

by JOEMAMASFAT November 9, 2019

Warm Oatmeal Cookie

The fond, pleasurable memories of your grandmother while engaging in sexual intercourse.

After several minutes of lackluster sex, the Warm Oatmeal Cookie flashed in Jonnie's mind.

by Wasthatabear March 18, 2017

Cookie jar prostitute

A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.

by anonymous April 25, 2017

Cookies n Cream

It’s ice cream. Just... just ice cream.

I love ice cream, specifically cookies n cream.

by M0r1uus March 25, 2020

poison mushroom cookie

a cookie from the popular game cookie run: kingdom! they are very cute.

me: "hey have u seen poison mushroom cookie? they are so cute!!!"
other person: "i agree they are precious!!!"

by GamerStar September 30, 2021