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Dry Dick Club

One that does not have sex often or at all
Zach U. Does not have sex often. He is the CEU of the Dry Dick Club
by Go0nn October 18, 2019
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Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”

“WHAAAAT”

Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
by TardyB June 19, 2021
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Liverpool Football Club

A sex toy used for shoving up the ass and pulling it out licking it and sleeping with it. It is in the shape of a helicopter and is often pink colour. They are mainly used by people with shit fetishes.
"I shoved a Liverpool football club up my arsehole"
by Mike hunt schmelar October 10, 2022
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big bang club

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.
John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."
by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022
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BLUE FLAME CLUB

Used in connection with electronics kit-building, or electrical work in general. It is one step above the "Black Smoke Club". To become a member of the Blue Flame Club of electronics kit builders, your completed kit radio, oscilloscope, multimeter, etc., must burst into vigorous flames, with the distinct blue color of high-voltage short-circuit electrical arcing, as soon as you power it up for the first time. If it only sizzles and emits grey or black smoke, but no visible flames, you are member of the Black Smoke Club.
"Did you hear about Jerry almost electrocuting himself down in the avionics lab this morning? His DIY power supply kit exploded as soon as he plugged it in; yep, ol' Jerry bought himself a charter membership in the Blue Flame Club!"
by ctsurv553 December 10, 2021
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orinda country club

A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade
"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"
by user467257379_sus December 11, 2021
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morrocan breakfast club

Top association of breeding ligers. If u ain’t about the biz stay out its twizz bitch
I just copped a liger out the morrocan breakfast club.
by D2_dont_play April 11, 2022
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