Boomer Break

Taking a shit and masturbating at the same time.

John: Hey man, what took you so long?
Me: I was having a Boomer break
John: Oh......

by Bartholomew Jackmeister September 9, 2019

Line Break

Somewhere long enough so that someone could place a debree of N+3 kerbals. Discovered by Danny2462 while walking through the floor.

"Somewhere long enough to line break"

by elli55378008 May 24, 2018

Snoke Break

A sudden or unexpected break in work, attendance, or public appearances due to a crippling blow to one's social or professional standing due or the arrogance or carelessness or tactical misstep of the individual who is now missing or absent and unlikely to return. In other words, your ass got cut in half/defeated/chopped down to size in a stupid way and it's pretty much all your own fault and yer outta here.

All the "Me Toos" put Bill OReilly's ass on a Snoke Break. Fox says he's "taking time off" but it's a Snoke Break.

by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 11, 2018

bestfriend heart break

a best friend heart break is when who you thought was ur bestfriend plays with ur mind over and over again until one day your heart just shatters

bestfriend: “i love you and your my bestfriend “. and I’ll just say that to hurt cause I’m lying.
Chloe: thank you for taking my heart and then breaking it. my bestfriend heart break

by ccn553 December 16, 2017

relax-breaks

Relax-breaks means that when you are being stressed out at a certain time you can take relax-breaks to calm down

I was very stressed out in class today so I decided to take a relax-breaks to calm down

by MWHEN April 21, 2018

break up

When suddenly the girl you want to marry says she no longer loves you. Or in matter of fact she say she stopped loving you one year ago but simply didn't want to be alone so she used you. And now she has found another interesting buddy in her life that can think of instead of you. And you have to go NOW! Pack up you ruined life, forget about those 6 miserable years of thinking about her and try not to commit suicide. Also drink all of your wedding ring money with friends...

Rado I love you no more! I want to break up with you! You're not the person I thought you are.

by losh_user_at_the_pc January 3, 2018

Break

Stupid and pointless

If you simply don’t wanna be with the person just break it off stop putting them through hell while you “do you” and the other person is forced to watch. A break is just an excuse to be selfish so you can hoe around but still keep the other person around.

Sarah : I’m sorry
Daniel : I think we need a break you’ve been acting crazy and I just need time to think
Sarah : you know I only act crazy because I’m scaredto lose you.

Daniel : I still loveyou but we just need a break

by Sadandboujee January 7, 2018