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Holy shit kale

A person or animal that has an abnormally large nose, snout, or beak.
Kale Kondel walks by and everyone ducks from his humongous nose, they all scream,”holy shit kale!!”
by trevlwkcocked February 21, 2026
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leaning shit

when the shit curves as it comes out of your asshole
demi: gunner look! my shit is leaning! its leaning shit!
gunner: nigga sybau
by Zeruel February 22, 2026
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Titty shits

titty shits (n.)
The explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea that occurs immediately after someone aggressively motorboats you during sex, usually because they just chugged half a bottle of cheap rosé and three shots of Fireball on an empty stomach.
"Bro, I was deep in a titty-fuck with this chick from the bar when she suddenly clenched, let out this demonic gurgle, and gave me the wettest, warmest titty shits of my entire life—straight-up turned my chest into a goddamn crime scene while she moaned like nothing happened."
by Xanderbadger February 25, 2026
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Piece of shit

(idiomatic, vulgar, derogatory)
abbreviated: POS.

(Adjective)

1. An object or item of poor quality

(Noun)
1. A person who makes decisions in regard to only their feelings and not those of others

2. Inconsiderate self righteous person/s who falsely believe theirs is the only life that matters.
3. A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.
A. That car is a piece of shit.

B. Do you know that Ian Albrechta? He’s a real piece of shit
by Callingoutbs February 26, 2026
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Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty
Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”
by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026
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Alabama shit tube

Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty
Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”
by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026
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