road selfie

When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you

Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"

by Raykay47indahouse April 22, 2016

chunky road head

When your girl throws up during road head due to road sickess and keeps going.

-Evelyn gave me some great chunky road head but the ride was very bumpy
-That's gross dude

by Hdisnnwvevrjfkmchagwhs September 5, 2016

road slip

Hooking up with someone while on a trip

yeah while I was in Fort Worth I had a bit of a road slip with this blonde chick

by Sherlock temple September 5, 2016

road commode

The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore

That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.

by Funny frog June 20, 2016

Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 June 10, 2016

road snaking

Road Snaking or "Road Snakin" refers to a man who whores around and travels from women to woman while on the road to happiness.

"Dude Tony has been fucking a lot of girls lately"
"Yeah Nigga, He been road snaking all month"

by ArkhamKRogue May 31, 2016

road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!

Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!

by sdiggy May 17, 2016