Timeshare pussy

Hookers

Roommate 1"Ayy who was that girl you brought in last night?"
Roommate 2"Nah it was just a timeshare pussy."

by SwagasaurusFlex October 15, 2017

Dressed the pussy

Completing a task in an excellent fashion

Person A- man that reapiar was challenging but came out perfect.
Person B - ah, you mean you dressed the pussy?
Person A - fuck yeah I dressed the pussy!

by Mrdevilspikes June 16, 2017

Pussy Blind

The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"

Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"

Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"

Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"

by BRMLP69 December 5, 2017

Pussy Sheild

A pussy sheild is the equivalent to a cock block for guys.

Goddammit mom you're such a pussy sheild!!!

Caroline was expecting willam to pound her poon but Margaret was a pussy sheild.

by Carosuckedwilliam February 10, 2017

Pussy Spree

An unrestrained conquest to penetrate pussy. Usually done spontaneously and for an extended amount of days.

GT - "why didn't shane show up for work this week?"

Nick - "He is on a Pussy Spree."

by Smdeelster March 13, 2017

camping pussy

A pussy that smells like you've been camping for a week without a shower. Smells like the juice from a food dumpster in the middle of summer.

Damn.. She smells so bad she has that camping pussy.

by Gillykortos October 8, 2016

Kicking pussy

Doing nothing.

Not doing anything useful.

This Alexey was just kicking pussy all day long instead of working.

by emperor37 August 18, 2016