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Guy depression

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.
John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!
by Zoritos January 23, 2012
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Guy Ricci

An elderly cat with the flu enjoying it's last moments of life.
I saw a cute guy ricci walking down the street yesterday, i feel so bad...
by Ebony Whitewod July 31, 2012
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Construction Guy

Construction Guy
(Noun) A guy or gal who looks like there working but they are not. usually your boss
Zack: See all those construction guys?
Shane: Those ones not working
Zack: Yeah
by Sneakaround July 11, 2011
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Rolodex of guys

The girl with an endless list of guys. This girl doesn’t shut up about all the guys she talks to. She’s always flipping the rolodex to the next.
Kelly: So what’s the plan for tonight girl?

Emma: Let’s talk to the guys on my snap and chill with them ;)

Kelly: Ugh, you always have a rolodex of guys. You’re a whore.
by mvhandle June 4, 2023
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guy 3

this mans is soooo gorgelicious and bootylicious like yall could never but you totally could which is why you could never...usually has bad haircuts that look rly good. my mans. backoff. end of discussion. periodt. go away.now.bye.
guy 1:wheres guy 3?
guy 2:yahh i thinkin the same ting
guy 5:he does not refer to as guy 3 anymore
guy 34:duhhhh
guy 556: DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS NAME..
guy 3722839:so not cool...
guy 264830584574328992: should be ashamed..
guy 5647382910647382937289473829:he refers to as guy 21

guy 78:duhhhhhhhhhhhh
guy 3 : heyyyyyyyyy
guy 99:did u for real change your name baba?
guy 3: kinda but only for queens of flowers <3
heyyyyyyy queen of flowers ik u filming me ><)
by Flower_Queen*(jj) June 26, 2023
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Muso guy

Pronounciation: (M-you-so) (guy)

A guy who is obsessed with music and quite weird, usually a music teacher.
Me: guess where I was

Thomas: that muso guy again?

Me: yep
by Just some random guitar guy December 13, 2022
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Toogh guy

A Gen X/middle aged man of blue collar background who spends his afternoons at sports bars drinking, watching sports, and trying to act like a tough guy to everyone around him. Usually gets into altercations at the bar over said sports game. What makes the toogh guy interesting and an oxymoron is that despite acting like a jerk to other guys at the bar or in public is that he will often be seen appeasing and groveling to women in his life.

Toogh guys will often be divorced and forced to pay alimony to their ex-wives and often times they will happily do it and make all form of excuses and mental gymnastics to justify it not being so bad.

The favorite phrase of the toogh guy is “it is what it is” when describing the pathetic state of his marriage and/or life to someone in a attempt to cope with his pitiful existence. The toogh guy is often seen hitting on and simping for the younger female bartenders and often times is deluded in thinking he has a chance with them or that they like them. Some toogh guys even get jealous of other men at the bar getting overly sweet with their favorite bartender and will try and act tough with or cock block said guy.

Toogh guys love talking about how chivalrous they are to women or lying about having better jobs titles than they actually have (like being a federal agent or retired fire fighter) and constantly express how women should be protected at all costs, often times in front of women so they can appease them or try to impress them.
Bro Dylan’s dad is such a typical Gen X toogh guy. He literally bragged to me at the bar the other night about how he has to pay alimony to his ex-wife and then lied about being a federal agent. Afterwards he got in my face for talking sweet to the bartender that usually serves him.
by CMartel15 December 18, 2022
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