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Safety Guy

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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Five Guys

It’s where Five guys Fuck you At once
Omg Eddie took a Five Guys Today.
by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023
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Tongue Guy

A reprobate (Typically a male inbred from Iowa) who has the inability to keep their tongue in their mouth. If their picture is ever taken, you can rest assured that their tongue will be sticking out no matter what.
We laughed at Tongue Guy in a picture, and were then informed that it was in fact someone’s stepdad.
by UncleGubGubGubsy November 6, 2021
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Bad Guy

A Bad Guy is a person who is always taking it too far, usually ruins the evening.
“The tailgate was fun !”

“Too bad Tommy, Tanner, and Dawson wrecked the night.”

“Yeah they are such bad guys
by Theorganist November 17, 2021
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Cum is Guy

guy is cum
Cum is guy
by MonCock October 20, 2021
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Pizza Guy

The unexpected 4th participant in a planned 3 way.
Our 3 way accidentally turned into a 4 way when the pizza guy showed up at the door.
by fortwenty August 30, 2021
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Shy Guy

A humanoid creature with long, powerful limbs and a hate fo those who look at it’s face
Shit I looked at Shy Guy *being ripped apart sounds*
by Not-Bob-LOL July 4, 2021
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