A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
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These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.
Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short
*Short King has hot gay sex*
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short
*Short King has hot gay sex*
by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023
Get the Short King mug.Shorts Overloading Machines are individuals who engage in the practice of spamming youtube short videos, often in a repetitive or aggressive manner. This can involve repeatedly posting the same short video and reposting other people's shorts without permission. Additionally, some Shorts Overloading Machines may also beg for subscribers by making repeated appeals for subscriptions, using emotionally manipulative or appealing content, or offering incentives such as exclusive access or rewards.
Shorts Overloading Machine 1: You have to subscribe or I'll make your life miserable.
Shorts Overloading Machine 2: *Spams the Same Videos over and over again*
Shorts Overloading Machines
Shorts Overloading Machine 2: *Spams the Same Videos over and over again*
Shorts Overloading Machines
by 27dde January 8, 2023
Get the Shorts Overloading Machines mug.Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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