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i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 21, 2021
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Phone

A metal rectangle mixed with glass and a big battery that glows in the dark and glows in the light
Does anyone have a phone i can't see.
by whowrotethis#wasn't cuylen.... November 10, 2021
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Phone

A device that is given to children at a ridiculously young age.

Very harmful metal thingamajig that gives out incredibly harmful radiation.
by -Complexity November 17, 2021
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phone day

“Hey it’s phone day! Time to get on my phone
by coolkid377373 September 22, 2021
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National Phone Day

This day your parents are finna have to give a free phone. If they say no tell the to look at this.
Jolie: Hey mom!
Mom: hey sweetie
Jolie: Its national phone day :')
Mom: No it isnt! 😠
Jolie: *shows*
Mom: Uhhh😥😥😥
by KrazyKid1019 September 30, 2021
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National Be On Your Phone Day

Be on your phone! October 7th is National Be On Your Phone Day. Who cares what your teacher says. Do what you want.
“Too bad Mrs. Smith. I don’t have to listen to you it’s National Be On Your Phone Day.”
by National Holiday October 7, 2021
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ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra
well plug in your ear jack phone
by couche man October 14, 2021
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