Haggard Old Badger

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.

Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

New Old Mullet

A hairstyle in which the hair is buzzed down to 1/8th of an inch, also called "The Obadiah".

"Woah bro, I see you just got the new old mullet I'm impressed, looks good. You probably get all the women now"

by ThymeKeeper March 22, 2023

Old Indian head

When a women sits down on the toilet to pee and gives a man a blowjob while peeing.

"Holy carp man, the girl last night was so crazy she gave me some Old Indian Head in the morning after."

by Spaceman616 March 28, 2023

5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.

"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"

by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023

old spaghetti factory

When two or more people press their buttox together and defecate at the same.

Hey let's go old spaghetti factory the manager's car that kicked us out of the venue. I hope the sun roof is open.

by Pastalover4life June 18, 2023

Old Woman Yuri

Where some old ass hags fall in love (Typical age range from 30s - 60s) Can be Doomed Yuri or any other ship trope

Those characters are so Old Woman Yuri coded

by Foot.Recruit October 22, 2023

old man yaoi

old man yaoi refers to gay Japanese illustrations of hot breedable older daddy's who are in love

"I like old man yaoi"

"Jeepers creepers! Somebody hit the nae nae too hard"

"End your life, scoundrel"

by vel the DILF hunter November 7, 2023