Michael banes

The best basketball player ever

It's Michael Banes

by TheLuckter June 26, 2023

Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.

Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Michael Jefferson

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)

Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket

by ayeshaeroticaa March 29, 2023

Michael Waldron

Probably the greatest novelist since Shakespeare. He wrote such cultural works as: Loki serial. The series is so plot complex that Michael applied the element of surprise to not making Loki's series about Loki. Michael also has super powers such as making you want to run against a wall every time he speaks because it's too brilliant for your brain. It has many nicknames, for example: Microwave Wallpaper, Microsoft Windows or Microwave
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.

A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself

by .0lgoki.fan.page November 26, 2021

Michael Jacksoning

When your skin color changes

"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

John Michael

a guy with super cool jackets and lots of gum. He likes to reference the office and roast people. basically he is rUdE.

"John Michael was roasting me today and basically i was not having it"

by earl rosco February 21, 2019

James Michael

1. a short 135 lb. runner that lives on a dirt road in pennsylvania
2. a person who is beaten regularly by members of S^2, and has a points system
3. dorky mello aerospace engineer runner kid, who is kind of funny looking

Negative 10,000 points for being James!

by S^2 April 24, 2005