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National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team
Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021
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Captain cap

The captain of all caps usually capping on a captain ship while wearing caps
Aye imma sell my gli ,bro u captain cap
by Troller32 February 8, 2021
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Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.
“Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor
by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
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captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
by anonymous March 31, 2021
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The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.
Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021
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A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative
A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know
by M. C. squire May 24, 2021
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Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
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