Staccato Shits

Rapid, painful bowel movements. These movements come out detached from one another, often leaving a “raisin bowl”.

That hot chicken gave me staccato shits. I’ve been off the throne for 30 minutes and I’m still burning.

by MobyWutang July 9, 2021

Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

Shit Dick Prouductions

A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit

My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass

by Lukasnutsonhitlwr July 11, 2021

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

Shit

It means to love and to hate is just like “like momma once said life is like a box of chocolates”

Me:shit

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer July 12, 2021

shit-giggles

the uncontrollable laughter of a person who is either anxious or uncomfortable.

“i had the shit-giggles earlier”
“why”
“i had to have a blood test and i got scared”

by juicy24 January 19, 2026

shit & tired

feeling like shit & tired of feeling like shit

i'm so shit & tired rn

by _D0uche_ January 25, 2026