Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.

"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."

by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017

Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

texting back

When someone sends a message to your phone and you open and reply to that message

She is really bad at texting back.

by John Johnsonn June 18, 2017

Mex-Text

An english text message that contains words or phrases resembling the spanish language.

El Luck-o was really low on the sugar this morning, best to con passay on that dealamomous. Sorry about my mex-text brue, i rang the bell for breakfast earlier.

by OB_77 October 30, 2017

Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016

Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.

I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text

by Thelonelygurl110 September 16, 2016

Text crush

Person in real life who’s personality has been altered into someone better because of electronic messaging.

Friend: So who do you have a crush on?
Me: No one, really.
Friend: Oh, come on! There 'ought to be someone.
Me: Well, I have a text crush on this guy. He is a total jerk, but for some reason when I text him he is a totally different person.

by Amethyst Bandel September 4, 2016