The deli guy

A beautiful creature. Has brown wavy hair, dark memorizing eyes, and knows your name before you know his. You don’t know his name, only that he works in the deli. But that just makes him all the more dark and mysterious! “The deli guy” is often found in the metro deli, but sometimes works in grocery department if they are short staffed. He doesn’t talk much, but he doesn’t need to. His looks do all you talking if you know what I mean ;)

Keira: who is that hot guy from deli?

Emily:The deli guy...so mysterious...so hot

by TheDeliGuyy June 19, 2020

Guy Man

A man who only speaks broken English and always speaks with guy man

Guy man, you can't do that!

by This one dude October 10, 2020

Guy depression

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.

John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!

by Zoritos January 23, 2012

Guy Ricci

An elderly cat with the flu enjoying it's last moments of life.

I saw a cute guy ricci walking down the street yesterday, i feel so bad...

by Ebony Whitewod July 31, 2012

Construction Guy

Construction Guy
(Noun) A guy or gal who looks like there working but they are not. usually your boss

Zack: See all those construction guys?
Shane: Those ones not working
Zack: Yeah

by Sneakaround July 11, 2011

Rolodex of guys

The girl with an endless list of guys. This girl doesn’t shut up about all the guys she talks to. She’s always flipping the rolodex to the next.

Kelly: So what’s the plan for tonight girl?

Emma: Let’s talk to the guys on my snap and chill with them ;)

Kelly: Ugh, you always have a rolodex of guys. You’re a whore.

by mvhandle June 4, 2023

guy 3

this mans is soooo gorgelicious and bootylicious like yall could never but you totally could which is why you could never...usually has bad haircuts that look rly good. my mans. backoff. end of discussion. periodt. go away.now.bye.

guy 1:wheres guy 3?
guy 2:yahh i thinkin the same ting
guy 5:he does not refer to as guy 3 anymore
guy 34:duhhhh
guy 556: DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS NAME..
guy 3722839:so not cool...
guy 264830584574328992: should be ashamed..
guy 5647382910647382937289473829:he refers to as guy 21

guy 78:duhhhhhhhhhhhh
guy 3 : heyyyyyyyyy
guy 99:did u for real change your name baba?
guy 3: kinda but only for queens of flowers <3
heyyyyyyy queen of flowers ik u filming me ><)

by Flower_Queen*(jj) June 26, 2023