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dashboard door

by Ashweeeee69 May 24, 2022
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door

A girl who is flat
not tits no ass
person1: Yo she's a fucking door

person2: ha yeah
by 70668 May 26, 2022
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door

a door
it's a door
by a;lksdjfalsdkjf May 26, 2022
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The Last Door

a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence

Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door

99 years before

Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor

99 years before

Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER

99 years before

Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.
by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022
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billionaire doors

Doors on a car which are different from the standard hinged car doors, frequently found on Lambos, McLarens and minivans.
I had to sell my McLaren. Now I have a fucking Maserati with car normal doors, not billionaire doors.
by kirkandorules December 17, 2021
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Door hub

When you have sex throught the door hole and it gets stuck and the dick has to be surgically removed
by Cichy club December 20, 2021
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Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
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