cracker bath

when you fail to girl boss

she is such a cracker bath

by todez.kapper-slapper January 9, 2023

cracker lacquering

A verb to describe a white person (only white) repairing or rigging a broken object in a precarious or janky way.

A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community

Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.

“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”

by Bigpoopooandbigpeepee January 13, 2023

crackerism

to rather have/eat a different brand of cracker than another brand, racism towards crackers.

you: "id rather have this cracker brand over that! 🤬"

them: "you cant say that, thats crackerism!!"

by strykrwhy April 11, 2023

Cracker

An uneducated white person from Florida or George Aka Handslaper also known as Johnathan Andrew Stowbridge or Solbert9854 on Fortnite

"Man Handslaper is such a cracker"

by Unknownusername42069 April 11, 2023

cracker

a white person. some white people try to use this like the n-word but its stupid as fuck.

weird person: what's up my cracker
other person: kill yourself

by dy123 May 4, 2023

Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.

Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week

by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023

Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.

Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers

by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023