Chode

A man like Matt Vilardebo who is too much of a coward to confront people in person so he makes silly little FB posts to garner sympathy and engagement from his non existent “top fans”

Ugh did you see Matt Vilardebo’s post.. what a Chode

by Fort Mill Mary March 16, 2025

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Giga Chode

The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000

This guys a fuckin giga chode.

by MANA413 March 23, 2025

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Chode Cut

Chode Cut: A vegetable cutting technique that slices vegetables into short, thick strips, similar to a julienne but with a reduced length (approximately 1/2 inch to 1 inch). It’s preferred for peppers and green beans to maintain a hearty bite and works well for carrots, squash, and zucchini, offering a balance of texture and even cooking in various preparations.

Chef Jeff really nailed the Chode Cut on the Haricots Verts. Thats not an easy task and too many people are afraid to try.

by Aoudad March 24, 2025

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