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Pussy Whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::

(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
PERSON 1: What the hell is Hugo wearing.
PERSON 2: Oh, his girlfriend has him pussy whipped.
by EDGY@))# November 11, 2017
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whipped cheeto

a whipped cheeto is non of your damn buisness okay.
Your a whipped cheeto even tho idk what it means.
by adamnpersonokay November 19, 2017
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whipped cheeto

A whipped cheeto is non of your damn buisness
Your a whipped cheeto even tho idk what it means
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Miracle Whip

Miracle Whip gives a sandwich a goblin cum flavour
by pdedes December 5, 2017
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Dick whip

Dick whip is when a female is whip over dick
For example he cheated On her and she knew about it.
He got another female pregnant bitch your dick whip
by T bands December 8, 2017
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Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
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Whip

The really bad dance, the reason I want to die, also what happens when you're a bad boy/girl/whatever you are.
Parent: I'm gonna get the belt and whip you!
by ireallywanttodielikekillmenow December 12, 2017
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