To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.
“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”
by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024
Get the Desert January mug.To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.
“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”
by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024
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Person 2 - "...."
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by Ftfft2828 January 12, 2024
Get the January 12th mug.All about your girlfriend day! Praise her and take her on a shopping spree, or simply just make her a card and tell her you love her, do a nice gesture to remind her you care.
“What day is it?” “It’s all about your girlfriend day bro wdym? Did you forget?” “Oh! Isn’t that the holiday where you praise your gf for 24 hours?” “Yeah bro January 13th all about your girlfriend day, don’t forget.”
by Evan grazer January 12, 2024
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person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's
person 1: look at that
*tumbleweed flys by*
person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's
person 1: look at that
*tumbleweed flys by*
by rk092 January 15, 2024
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Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then
by mighty hawk January 18, 2024
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