cracker

A cracker is an asshole ( otherwise known ass ass )

"Shove your massive cock in my cracker already!"

by average white boy May 16, 2023

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning

Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Cracker

During slave days this word was used by slaves.

A white slave owner would whip slaves creating a cracking sound. The person doing the whipping was known as a cracker.

Here come that cracker, better get to work.

by Refer to me as sir December 2, 2020

cracker

your ancestors cracked the whip

"it's hot when JPEGMAFIA says cracker."

by urnewfavoriterapperniggaboyZ December 6, 2020

Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.

Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.

by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020

Cracker

The N word that only White People can say.

Whattup ma Cracka. You Cracker. (hard r is much more offensive)

by your number 1 cracker December 15, 2020