Joe Mama's Bread

Joe Mama's Bread is defined as the bread owned by Joe Mama

Timmy ate Joe Mama's bread. That made them very sad.

by Roar1224 October 2, 2023

Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.

TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-

by WetKat October 5, 2023

louisiana corn bread

"Louisiana Corn Bread" is done during sexual intercourse when the male partner cracks an egg in the female partners coochie along with adding corn bread mix. Then, the male partner mixes the corn bread up and ejaculates into the batter. This is then baked in the oven and enjoyed with dinner.

Also referred to as "Bobo's Batter" and "Mama's secret

Example: "I'm gonna make some Louisiana Corn Bread of your insides!"

by libtardslayer69420 December 1, 2020

Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

bread

a username that literally everyone on the internet uses

"bread"

by wholewheat_bread December 13, 2020

retro bread

The soggy croutons in a leftover salad.

I don’t know how or why, but Jim hates retro bread

by anonymous December 14, 2020

To give bread

Translation of the Romanian expression: "A-i da (cuiva) pită"
Signifies the act of owning/dominating someone, usually in a violent engagement.
Rarely used as a first person statement ; it is usually said as a warning by someone's buddy when their friend is about to engage in a confrontation they are likely to lose.
An alterante form is "To get bread"

To give bread example:

John: I'm gonna try to kill the Ender dragon with my stone sword.
David: Don't! He'll give you bread!
John: If you think I'll get bread you're in for a surprise.

*John gets killed

by carpet salesman November 12, 2020