Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.

I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...

by yoctatrine July 27, 2016

apple berry farquaad

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up

don't be a apple berry farquaad

by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018

Jazz my apples

To feel ready, hyped, or excited

I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.

by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018

Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019

alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 14, 2017

Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.

Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?

by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020

Apple-Bottom Gene

The piece of genetic material that dictates a person will have buttocks which are shaped like a fruit with red, yellow, or green skin with sweet to tart, crisp, whitish flesh.

Dang. She must have that apple-bottom gene, since she's wearing those boots with fur.

by bfh23 March 3, 2011